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Story - Have Mercy (Part Five)
Nyl couldn't believe his luck. Here we was with the leader of The Jets, and she was conscripting him into helping repair her pet project. Either he had the worst luck in San Pedre Verde, or the worst luck in all the colonies.
It was hard for him to wrap his head around it all. How could the intimidating woman here be falling to pieces over a Type D Arbiter Android? They were servants, basically. Almost anyone worth their salt in the colonies could afford a Type A or Type S Android for their protection; Type Ds were basically maids or butlers, programmed with only the basic levels of defense protocols.
Not like there was any crime around the border town these days, anyway. Bennie had single-handedly seen to that in her earlier years, and the local politicians knew she was not one to cross if they valued the cash flow from their constituents. It was almost like a timid armistice, the only faint semblance of peace that the border town knew.
"S-so what all do you need? Just limbs?" He aske
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A Clockwork Soldier In King Guzma's Court (Part 1)
Cold, wet and rainy.
This was the look outside the window of the small motel room on Ula'Ula Island just outside the Haina Desert. It wasn't very often that rain came to the oasis, and it was pouring down in waves. It was almost as if Kyogre itself had been beached outside the shores of Route 13 and was calling down the storm with its anger.
The purveyor of the motel room wasn't deterred by this. Actually, it was something most fortunate for him; the rain gave him cover of darkness that night as he slunk into the room with the large suitcase he now loomed over like a shadow.
A couple clicks of the hinges and a key in the lock and the case opened, revealing the sight of a pink-haired girl sleeping silently in the box.
"Hey, rise and shine, Keiko. We're here," the renter said, his boyish voice not easily cloaked by the raincoat over him.
The girl opened her eyes with a whirr. A clicking noise sounded subtly as she sat up, rubbing her eyes. Her stare was long and deep, as if she had been
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"Urgh... this really blows..."
The furious tapping of a computer keyboard filled the air of a workshop. It was fast and frenetic, its typer increasingly worried by the lines of code she was viewing on the monochrome green monitor.
Her name was Bennett "Bennie" Wallace. She owned a junkyard in the south end of San Pedre Verde, a little border town in the double space colony of Neo-Texas and Neo-Mexico.
Her specialty was fixing up aircars from scrap heaps left at her little landfill, and she loved every minute of it. To her, it was her own personal heaven, a dream she had wanted to live ever since she was a young girl, watching her father repo and junk old aircars for the local government.
She was also the most notorious delinquent in the colony at one time, known for troublemaking at a young age with her crowd of friends. "The Jets", as they were called, were a posse of ruffians, mostly young girls, who took to vandalism and roughhousing like a pig to mud under her watchful eye. They ha
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50 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.


1. What is your natural hair color?
Brown.

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
My ID pic was made in Photoshop, not with a camera.

3. What's your middle name?
Steven. It's the name I go by (as Steve or Stevie), because people confuse me for my father when they call me by my first name.

4. Your current relationship status?
Single and antiromantic.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I don't have a crush. Romance is a myth perpetuated by Valentine's Day for selling candy to suckers.

6. What is your current mood?
Apathetic, and hungry.

7. What's the color of your underwear?
Heather blue with a grey elastic waistband.

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Rock music.

9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
Does a Kyogre plush count?

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
I would have told my mom years ago when she moved to Mississippi to divorce my dad because of all the shit he pulled in the future/my chronological past. We would have been a very different, very happy family.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
A kodiak bear.

12. Ever had a near death experience?
No.

13. Something you do a lot?
Crack my knuckles and joints in a nervous habit.

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
"Mind in a PROGRAM" from Kirby: Planet Robobot.

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Mister-Saturn

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
It's not a someone, it's a something, but I was born on the same day the original LEGO Pirates line of sets came out.

17. When was the last time you cried?
Last night, after listening to some music from Pokemon Sun. Don't remember what track got me crying.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
I have, but I don't do it often. I'm rather introverted.

19. If you could have one superpower what would it be?
Solar energy manipulation. The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their bustline. I won't lie.

21. What's your biggest secret?
I'm into ASFR (alt.sex.fetish.robots, robosexuality; name comes from the old newsgroups on Usenet).

22. What's your favorite color?
Purple. Specifically, Tango Desktop Project "Medium Plum", Hex code #75507b.

23. When was the last time you lied?
I lie all the time. It all blurs together, so I couldn't tell you specifically.

24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Yes. All Dogs Go To Heaven and The Princess Bride are two of my favorite movies.

25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
A chicken pot pie broken up into a soup mug.

26. What's your favorite smell?
Fresh citrus.

27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
I need two: "Dumpster Fire".

28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
My mom, yesterday.

29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Nope.

30. What are you thinking about right now?
The new job I'm going to be starting on Monday.

31. What should you be doing?
Eating this pot pie. It's going to get cold if I don't. Cold pot pies suck.

32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Not having money to pay for my mental illness medication.

33. Do you like working in the yard?
I like mowing the lawn. It lets me get some of my aggression out.

34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Joestar.

35. Name 5 things in your closet:
Clothes, buckets of LEGO bricks, old DVDs, a Crash Bandicoot plush with a hole in the leg, and some computer parts.

36. Do you act different around your crush?
I'm antiromantic. I don't have a crush.

37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Last night. Fish the Kyogre is the only friend who understands me.

38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Twice a week.

39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
No. I should, but I just can't be bothered to.

40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
Are you going to stop asking me about romance?

41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
Yes. It's an excellent sport that needs a wider awareness about it.

42. Do you lie about your age?
No.

43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Yes, very frequently. I'm jealous of my sister having a job pursuing her dreams while I'm stuck in dead-end jobs.

44. Do you pick your nose?
Yes.

45. One food you hate?
Bell peppers.

46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Cheddar and sour cream potato chips.

47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
Santa's fake? When the fuck did this happen?

48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
Yes, to make sure there's no blood.

49. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
This pair.

50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
That depends on your definition of a lie. What is a lie, really? Alternative facts? Lies are just really well-told stories.
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sonic500 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2016
All this time on DA and i didintknow you had a account.
At lest now i can check out on your sprite work.
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MystShadow20xx Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
'Sup, dude! Yeah, I've had this for YEARS. I'll be sure to post more spritework as I do it so you have something to see. ;)
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Gengoro-Akemori Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for the watch:squee:
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Foxy-Soul Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Thank you so much for points! 7f00 by Dark-Arctic-Fox  
For me it is a great assistance and support in this period..

2014.10.29 - What does the fox Say by HanniBuns by Dark-Arctic-Fox 
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KosmikRad Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the points! :D It means a lot to me! :)
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