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1. What is your name?
Fatman X. Jones is the name I go by. Most just call me Fatman. My real name is... private.

2. Do you know why you were named that?
I chose that name, of course. Fatman represents my stature and my personality: Big and explosive. The "X" is a variable. It could mean anything; it represents the potential I see in myself. And Jones... Well, I just like the surname "Jones", is all.

3. Single or taken?
Single, unfortunately, but with good reason. Wife separated because of our duties to our homeworlds.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
I'm a trained martial artist of the teachings of Sendo, the Way of the Hermit. I'm a master of the Ripple as a result. I also have training with swords, small explosives, and improvised weapons.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
What's a Mary Sue?

6. What's your eye colour?

7. How about hair colour?

8. Have you any family members?
I have my parents from Earth, as well as my brother and two sisters.

9. Oh? How about pets?
I have a bird. His name is Burd. He is my everything.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
I don't like spiteful people. Or people who judge others on their wealth or social standings.

11. What are your hobbies?
I go caving sometimes looking for rare stones and crystals. It's exciting, crawling around in the darkness, looking for the natural treasures of the worlds. You ought to try it sometime.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way?
In my line of work I've had to hurt a lot of people. I'm expected to; a Gamemaster of Arcadia ought to protect the people of his multiverse with force if needed.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
I'm not going to lie about it; yes, I've killed. There's blood on my hands, human, Mobian, and machine alike. You learn to accept, sooner or later, that to defend the people you care about as a Gamemaster you have to sacrifice at times your morality and get your hands dirty. Ultimately, the people forgive you for the sacrifice and realize they're safe, and that's all that matters in the end, not your sanity or your dignity.

14. What kind of animal are you?
I've been compared to a bear. Large, intimidating, prone to violence, but amicable if you leave him sleeping. I'd say that's fairly accurate.

15. Name your worst habits?
I eat my steak with ketchup. Appalling, I know, I hear it from everyone.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
My predecessor, former Gamemaster Anthony Bault. I wouldn't be where I am today without him believing in me.

18. Do you go to school?
When I'm not serving my worlds in the latest Arcadian crisis, I'm employed as a teacher of Arcadian History in a school in Atami, Japan, so you could say yes, I do.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
I've been married. Told you, didn't work out so well. And I wouldn't wish the world such horror as me having children, that's the LAST thing we need!

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
If I do, I'm not aware of them.

21. What are you most afraid of?
Bees. Always been afraid of bees, ever since I was a kid. It's a fear that's crippled me sometimes in my duties as Gamemaster.

22. What do you usually wear?
A t-shirt and jeans with loafers, and my Barrier Jacket--lightweight defensive armor, takes the shape of a Hawaiian shirt. Yes, you heard that right. No, don't lecture me on fashion, I don't care.

23. What's one food that tempts you?
There's lots of food that tempts me. I'm a fan of hamburgers and hot dogs, I've had my fair share of chicken nuggets and french fries over my life... If I had to say in particular, though... Definitely fried chicken.

24. Am I annoying you?
Not really. Should you be?

25. Well, it's still not over?
Let's get on with it then.

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)
I'd say low-to-middle class. Gamemaster isn't exactly a paying job, you know. And most of my money goes to charities and my family on Earth, so I don't have millions to myself, obviously.

27. How many friends do you have?
Just a few, but I wouldn't trade them for anything.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Pumpkin pie's nice any time of year, if you ask me.

29. Favorite drink?
Mountain Dew.

30. What's your favorite place?
There's this lovely place in my town of Atami I go to when I need to relieve some tension, the Kurogane Bath House. Wonderful place, the staff's friends of mine, and you can just chill in the hot springs and unwind.

31. Are you interested in anyone~?

32. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
A lake, of course.

33. What's your type?
I prefer women of a mechanical nature. My wife was a robot--don't give me that look--and she was wonderful.

34. Any fetishes?
If you know my type of woman, you know my major fetish.

35. Camping or indoors?
Camping. Love the wilderness.

(Tagging :iconcomradeiota: and :iconkenj:)
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Fatman Jones
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That's right, here for your viewing pleasure is the one, the only, Fatman X. Jones! He likes food, video games, anime, ponies, food, television shows like Top Gear and Doctor Who, food, and did I mention food?

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HenryIndiana Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014… Figured a brother should be given this pretty quickly.
MystShadow20xx Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Knew about this already from following Cailen on Tumblr, but thanks for the heads up.
HenryIndiana Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
I'm probably the last to know this news.
WestlyLaFleur Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks very much for the watch.
Kenj Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist
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